Well, if we have to provide an answer, I suppose he’d look like Brian Austin Green and play like a slightly less effective but more dynamic blend of Steve Young and Fran Tarkenton.
But that’s not really the question worth asking. What I really want to know is what is a “deeply African-American approach to the game”?
What if Toure could write?
Toure is abysmal
My favorite tweet on this was “what if michael vick were an actual eagle?” that’s actually a really interesting question.
Black quarterbacks look off the safety like this, white quarterbacks look off the safety like that…
As part of my deeply African American approach to my job, I took a 3-hour lunch break to eat a whole plate of chicken wings, sneaked a bottle of hot sauce out of the restaurant in my wife’s purse and went through a pack of Menthols.
Ready to work now … oh wait … it’s almost 5? Holla!
Toure makes Bob Costas look like Stokely Carmichael.
what does this even mean?