What If …

Michael Vick was white?

Well, if we have to provide an answer, I suppose he’d look like Brian Austin Green and play like a slightly less effective but more dynamic blend of Steve Young and Fran Tarkenton.

But that’s not really the question worth asking. What I really want to know is what is a “deeply African-American approach to the game”?


Joel Anderson —blackink —  writes about sports, politics, crime, courts, and other issues far beyond his competence at BuzzFeed. He has worked at media outlets in Texas, Oklahoma, Louisiana and Atlanta and contributed to a number of publications, including The Root and The American Prospect, among many others.
  • http://blog.melanism.com Seanathan

    What if Toure could write?

  • Steve

    Toure is abysmal

  • http://www.postbourgie.com quadmoniker

    My favorite tweet on this was “what if michael vick were an actual eagle?” that’s actually a really interesting question.

  • http://www.postbourgie.com G.D.

    Black quarterbacks look off the safety like this, white quarterbacks look off the safety like that

  • blackink12

    As part of my deeply African American approach to my job, I took a 3-hour lunch break to eat a whole plate of chicken wings, sneaked a bottle of hot sauce out of the restaurant in my wife’s purse and went through a pack of Menthols.

    Ready to work now … oh wait … it’s almost 5? Holla!

  • Stokely

    Toure makes Bob Costas look like Stokely Carmichael.

    • http://www.postbourgie.com G.D.

      what does this even mean?