A friend texted this picture to me. He saw it laying on the ground while he was at Kroger picking up a few things. I don’t know about yall, but when i make my lists, I tend to list items I need in order of importance. First on this list: vagina spray.
Just vagina spray. Kroger brand is fine. What happens if she can’t find the vagina spray and has to get a store associate to help her? She probably should have been a little more specific. Is this a deodorant spray you’re looking for, ma’am? Anti-fungal spray? Adhesive spray? Bug spray? Hair spray? Things *can* get kind of unruly down there sometimes.
The pink cream… I don’t even want to speculate on that. But, i can only assume that it’s also for her “vajayja” & in such case, wtf does she have goin on in there??
Shout out to Mane & Tail.. That gives me *some* idea of who may be the owner of this list (don’t act like you don’t know about Mane & Tail.).
Oh, don’t forget the hummus. She’ll need a refreshing nutritious snack after all that vagina spraying. Way to class up the list, btw.