Humpday Hate: Ma’am, You Dropped Your Grocery List.

A friend texted this picture to me.  He saw it laying on the ground while he was at Kroger picking up a few things.  I don’t know about yall, but when i make my lists, I tend to list items I need in order of importance.  First on this list:  vagina spray.

Just vagina spray.  Kroger brand is fine.  What happens if she can’t find the vagina spray and has to get a store associate to help her?  She probably should have been a little more specific.  Is this a deodorant spray you’re looking for, ma’am?  Anti-fungal spray?  Adhesive spray?  Bug spray?  Hair spray?  Things *can* get kind of unruly down there sometimes.

The pink cream… I don’t even want to speculate on that.  But, i can only assume that it’s also for her “vajayja” & in such case, wtf does she have goin on in there??

Shout out to Mane & Tail.. That gives me *some* idea of who may be the owner of this list (don’t act like you don’t know about Mane & Tail.).

Oh, don’t forget the hummus.  She’ll need a refreshing nutritious snack after all that vagina spraying.  Way to class up the list, btw.

Brokey McPoverty

Brokey McPoverty, aka Tracy Clayton, is a writer and humorist from Louisville, KY. She currently writes for BuzzFeed and lives in Brooklyn. Follow her on Twitter.

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