Larry Wilmore informs us, as if we didn’t already know:
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But somehow, I still think a lot of people – including an increasing number of progressives – are still waiting on the “jungle spell” that will unilaterally deliver us health care reform, the end of poverty and a chicken in every pot.
And a unicorn.
Unfortunately, all of this stuff takes hard work, patience, cooperation and, at the least, an agreement on a basic set of facts. You tell me if President Obama has had the benefit of at least two of these elements at the same time.
Also, if magic negroes actually existed, I’d have to think John Legend would be one of them. He even has the name for it.
…but you know i’m still going to see dwayne johnson as the toothfairy. cause dwayne johnson in tights is still magic to meee
ha ha about John Legend….his voice is very magical
I think folks really started to believe that Obama was magic once Oprah endorsed him. For many people, there is God, Jesus, then Oprah. Oprah makes miracles happen every day with her book club selections, her favorite things giveaways, “psychologists” such as Dr. Phil….
Hey, let’s start a running list of all truly ‘magic’ Negroes. Here are a few to start with:
Ray Charles
Jimi Hendrix
Stevie Wonder
H.R. of Bad Brains
Tunde Adebimpe
Phil Lynott
Magic Johnson
But yeah, in politics magic is pretty rare and knows no color.
See, that’s what I’m talking about: Shaq. Tony Dungy. Wayne Brady. Don Lemon.
scratch Don Lemon. Add Barry Sanders. Also Kevin Eubanks.
Definitely Kevin. I might add Derek Jeter, too.
Jeter would be captain of this squad too!
Jesse Jackson and the downed fighter pilot?
John Stewart mentioned this name in the clip but just to repeat….Morgan Freeman is a magic negro. He has a magic hypnotic voice.
Once upon a time Whitney Houston was a magic negro….I think it took for the Being Bobby Brown reality show to knock her out of the league.