Sorry we’ve been slacking on our recappin’! It won’t happen no more. (Previously.)
One of the problems I’ve had watching Scandal over these many months is that the show seems to be dead-set on giving you anyone to root for. That’s not a bad thing, necessarily; even the most sympathetic characters on The Wire were capable of discomfiting venality, and the whole point of Breaking Bad and The Sopranos is that their main characters are/were essentially irredeemable monsters and viewers were implicated in their sinning. The problem with Scandal’s characterizations is that its writers don’t seem to have any clue how they want you to relate to their characters. Are they conflicted good guys? Villains trying to do right? It depends on what needs to happen in the plot that week.
Take Fitz. That whole time his cartoonishly villainous vice president was scheming to steal the Oval Office from him as he lay in the coma, I kept thinking: you know, she’s actually right! Olivia and Mellie and Cyrus were covering up the fact that the head of the government was incapacitated and then, once he no longer was in a coma, that he was mentally and physically sound enough to resume his duties as commander-in-chief. But we know that wasn’t true! And his veep might have been a Southern-accented Cruella De Vil, but that doesn’t mean she was wrong. The whole point of the vice presidency was to do exactly what she was doing. Why is she the villain? BECAUSE EW! SHE GETS ON OUR NERVES THAT’S WHY.
So we’re supposed to bang with Fitz, the vaguely serial killer-y philanderer who hacked into a bunch of voting machines? Fuck all that talk about the strong ratings: Scandal’s greatest achievement is getting hundreds of thousands of black women to root for a Republican president who stole an election.
I don’t even know what to say about Olivia at this point. #lipquiver was fun at first, but she’s now done her whole lachrymal schtick so often that it’s impossible to believe she’s constitutionally capable of being the bad-ass the rest of the characters keep telling us she’s supposed to be. She spent most of the first act this week laid up — sans headscarf, as all of Twitter pointed out — because she’s suddenly so devastated by a plot that she was complicit in since its inception. And it makes her moral indignation, which always comes out in the most bizarre moments, so hard to take seriously.
“Get a lawyer, Cyrus!” she yells at her former homie after she decides he’s crossed some previously totally flexible moral line. “A good one.”
Oh, we acting brand new now Olivia? Suddenly she’s indignant about all of this Hollis mess?
A writer at the A.V. Club said that a problem with Homeland’s last season is that it was a character-driven show, in which the personalities of all the players are more or less set in stone and the fun is in watching those personalities react to the world they’re in (think Mad Men), that morphed into a plot-driven show, in which the character’s personality and motivations take a backseat to the events that move the story forward (think 24). That problem with the former is often that nothing really happens on a given show. With the latter, it’s that a lot happens, but none of it is of any consequence.
This is a show in which the president gets shot in the head with a high-powered rifle and is walking around, leading the country and coaching his wife through labor four episodes later. (!) It’s a show in which Olivia, the employer of the president’s suspected assassin (Huck) is never seen brought in for questioning and the person believed to be the actual assassin (Becky) is allowed to later have a jailhouse visit with the initial suspected assassin, who also a trained government killer. (!!)
Scandal thinks it’s the first kind of show when it’s really the latter.
As such, I just can’t feel bad when shitty things happen to any of these people.
(Except Mellie, weirdly. But that’s probably another post.)
Note on a Scandal:
- If Olivia’s idiotic underlings can piece together Hollis’s conspiracy after 90 seconds in a conference room, everyone in fake-Washington’s FBI should be fired.
- The lady after overhearing some of the dialogue from the show while I watched: “Why do they keep talking about white hats?” This is a fantastic question.
- Speaking of belabored metaphors, I’m starting to worry about Cyrus.
I don’t gravitate towards stories about perfect people in perfect situations because in real life, there is no such thing. [...] Human beings are complicated, flawed and unique, but we all have a story to tell. Gone are the days where our characters can only look like someone else. Heroes look like all of us. We see ourselves in each others stories. We see who we are. We see who we want to be. Sometimes we see who we don’t want to be. Through that, we have a greater understanding of ourselves and acceptance of each other.
“Since this is an award for public service, I want to say that at the Democratic convention, I expressed deep respect for our constitution and the rights of we the people to elect our leaders. On Scandal Olivia (Pope) robs her fellow Americans of that very right.”
- Shonda & Co. aren’t backing off race discourse, now that they’ve laid the Sally Hemings thing to rest, are they? In this ep, Cyrus tells Fitz that he loves Liv — “Can’t get enough of her.” — but she’s not the right “hue” for Fitz’s political party. Even if Fitz managed to curry favor with the public after the divorce, marrying a sister would re-alienate him among the Republican core.
- Why ever would Liv say ‘yes’ to Edison? I understand wanting to make jam and “get some normal,” but not with a dude who’d just as soon turn you into the Feds as marry you.
- Huck in Liv’s bed, on top of the sheets, offering to kill Hollis for her… nice scene, if for no other reason than her being totally fine with it. Remember, he used to be Liv’s roommate. Kinda makes you wonder how often he’s done that before.
- How long before we find out that baby Mellie rushed out of the womb ain’t Fitz’s?
- If Hollis didn’t pay Becky to assassinate POTUS, who did?