Baby Hair of the Day.

Look. Look at it. (t looks so soft, doesn’t it? It’s so billowy. So velvety. ( want to roll around in field of it. I want to stuff my pillows with it. I want to lay on my back and look up at clouds of it and talk about how that one looks like a teddy bear and that one looks like a hot air balloon and that one looks like Barry White’s perm.

This post is sponsored by Let’s Jam! and a super-tight du-rag.

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Brokey McPoverty, aka Tracy Clayton, is a writer and humorist from Louisville, KY. You can find her writing at Uptown Magazine, ranting about hair at Natural Hair Problems, teaching the babies what The Man doesn’t want you to know at Little Known Black History Facts, and working endlessly to remind you that your favorite song probably sucks at Splackavellie Central. Oh, yeah. And on Twitter.

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2 comments to Baby Hair of the Day.

  • I love this post. When I saw it on Twitter, I thought, this can’t be what I think it is. It was. HILARIOUS. I’m sure he or his stylist combed the baby hair with an eyebrow brush.

  • cocolamala

    when i read the rss feed, i thought this would be some type of art student’s conceptual upholstery project, (or one of those baby calendars?), but this pic is of a grown-ass man! of course this would be your ig’nant work BMcP. loloolol…

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