There are things in this world that are true. There are things in this world that are not true. And there are things in this world that appear to be true, but would be so awesome that were they allowed to manifest, reality would collapse in on itself. This is in that third category.
* I boosted that headline from the good folks at U.S. of J. Try and come up with a Tribe/Obama hed better than this one. Fair warning: you will fail.