Football season started … recently … right? And it seems everyone I know is in love with The Game.
I’ve never gotten football. It’s interminable. It’s slow and boring most of the time, but, unlike baseball, it isn’t relaxing to watch. Unlike soccer, it isn’t particularly action-packed. Unlike rugby, folk aren’t getting their asses kicked nearly as hard. And with football, you have to remain perpetually tensed while watching, ready to spring out of your seat as the running…guy… does something … exciting.
I dunno.
I’ve asked friends and family why they watch it and all they can tell me is that it’s THE GREATEST GAME EVER.
Which, as we all know, is wrong, because baseball is the greatest game ever.
What’s the deal, fam?