This is mind-bendingly awful.
Can you imagine how this pitch went?
Kourtney: “Hey! Let’s be, like, topical.”
Kim: “Yeah, let’s totally play with public perception of me as a vapid bimbo! I could say, like, smart stuff!”
Kourtney: *SQUEAAAAALS!*
Ugh.
(But also? Wow. Good googly moogly, that thang look juicy!)