Blogging The Real Housewives of Atlanta, Season 5, Episode 19: Battle of the Booty

It’s been a minute since we’ve recapped the Real Housewives of Atlanta! Let’s get everyone up to speed:

Kenya is still crazy Kandi is still the most level-headed on the cast Nene is still talking about how successful she is Porsha is still using made up words Cynthia’s weave game is still suspect Phaedra [...]

Blogging The Real Housewives of Atlanta, Season 5. Episode 13: Make An Ass Out of a Donkey.


Dearly beloved: we are gathered here today to try and figure out exactly WTF is wrong with Kenya.


Blogging The Real Housewives of Atlanta, Episode 10: Off the Hook

How relieving to not have to open these recaps with talk of how boring Kim was in a particular episode.


Blogging RHOA, Episode 7: I Do… But, I Won’t.

Kenya teaching the ladies how to dougie. I mean being batshit crazy.

Alright! Here we go! Nene and Kenya finally have that big fight the internets have been buzzing about since before the season started!

And by fight, I mean they do a weird little tango-waltz sort of thing.

We’ve been hoodwinked.


Blogging the Real Housewives of Atlanta: Episode 6 – Hold On to Your Weaves.

“Hold on to your weaves! And also to your significant others!”

FINALLY. Finally, Kenya shows us every piece of her behind (in a metaphorical sense) on this trip to Anguilla. I know she’s not the only person on the show, but there are just so many of her antics that need to be discussed. [...]

Blogging RHOA, Episode 5: No Excuse for Excuses.

We’re just about at that point in a reality show’s season where the cast packs up their swimsuits, waterproof weave and mutual hatred for each other and goes on an international vacation. [...]

Blogging The Real Housewives of Atlanta, Episode 3: Call Me Miss USA.

Last night, I quickly pondered watching the American Music Awards rather than Real Housewives of Atlanta, but then I realized that Kenya’s estrogen-drunk antics are more riveting than the award show and I turned. And what luck! Last night we were introduced to Porsha, the newest housewife, got another glimpse of Sweetie in her Juneteenth wig, and got a chance to run to the kitchen for snacks during Kim’s segment. [...]

Blogging Real Housewives of Atlanta: Episode 2 – Excess Breeds Success.

I watch this stuff so you don’t have to. You’re welcome. [...]