It’s been a minute since we’ve recapped the Real Housewives of Atlanta! Let’s get everyone up to speed:
Kenya is still crazy Kandi is still the most level-headed on the cast Nene is still talking about how successful she is Porsha is still using made up words Cynthia’s weave game is still suspect [...]
Dearly beloved: we are gathered here today to try and figure out exactly WTF is wrong with Kenya.
How relieving to not have to open these recaps with talk of how boring Kim was in a particular episode.
Kenya teaching the ladies how to dougie. I mean being batshit crazy.
Alright! Here we go! Nene and Kenya finally have that big fight the internets have been buzzing about since before the season started!
And by fight, I mean they do a weird little tango-waltz sort of thing.
We’ve been hoodwinked.
“Hold on to your weaves! And also to your significant others!”
FINALLY. Finally, Kenya shows us every piece of her behind (in a metaphorical sense) on this trip to Anguilla. I know she’s not the only person on the show, but there are just so many of her antics that need to be discussed. [...]
We’re just about at that point in a reality show’s season where the cast packs up their swimsuits, waterproof weave and mutual hatred for each other and goes on an international vacation. [...]
Per the episode’s title, a good chunk of this episode was about Kim’s moving drama. Kinda boring, if you ask me. [...]
Last night, I quickly pondered watching the American Music Awards rather than Real Housewives of Atlanta, but then I realized that Kenya’s estrogen-drunk antics are more riveting than the award show and I turned. And what luck! Last night we were introduced to Porsha, the newest housewife, got another glimpse of Sweetie in her Juneteenth wig, and got a chance to run to the kitchen for snacks during Kim’s segment. [...]