What in the Bedazzled Fuck?

So HammerKing Hammer has finally released his diss of Jay-Z, whom he’s accused of consorting with Satan.

No.

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Gene "G.D." Demby is the founder and editor of PostBourgie. In his day job, he blogs and reports on race and ethnicity for NPR's Code Switch team.
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  • R.A.B.

    Where is Uncle L when you need him?

  • Jasmen

    WTF! He should’ve stayed “retired”. This isn’t a come back it’s a catastrophe. I’m embarassed for him. This um…diss is so lame I don’t think Jay-z will or should even bother to respond. But if he does respond, he’ll crush “King” *haha* so severely it’ll take a steam cleaner to get him out of the carpet.

  • This “Jay Z Is Satanic” meme is a thing. I once had a group of young people tell me very seriously that it had been proven that Jay worships the Devil and pointed to several “Satanic” images in his records and songs. Apparently there’s a lot of stuff on You Tube about this. *shrugs*

  • JMW

    This is almost as good as the Addam’s Family Groove- and equally pointless.

  • MH8D

    can’t say if he consorts with Satan, but Jay-Z is definitely a habitual blasphemer: ‘Jesus can’t save you, life starts when the church ends’… ‘It’s the God, me, Jay-Hova’… ‘I never prayed to God, I prayed to Gotti’… ‘Kingdom Come’… ‘and even if Jehova witness, man he’ll never testify.’… there are others that I can’t remember right now… this Hammer video is really weak though.

  • brent

    Man, that intro was really long and, as far as I can tell, completely pointless. Couldn’t watch more than a few seconds once the music started. Too terrible.

  • DanceHallKing

    While I can definitely shake Hammer’s hand on his MMA management company ( Nate Marquardt is a top contender and Brendan Shaub is a prospect at heavyweight ) , this video and song are bullish.

  • My goodness. What utter fail.

  • Leslie

    First I shook my head and then I laughed. Oh Hammer, why? I know he targeted Jay-Z in order to garner attention but where is he going with this? What year is this supposed to be filmed in? And…and nothing. This was comedy, not artistry. Please (King) Hammer, don’t hurt yourself. Lawdy.