Baby Hair of the Day.

Look. Look at it. (t looks so soft, doesn’t it? It’s so billowy. So velvety. ( want to roll around in field of it. I want to stuff my pillows with it. I want to lay on my back and look up at clouds of it and talk about how that one looks like a teddy bear and that one looks like a hot air balloon and that one looks like Barry White’s perm.

This post is sponsored by Let’s Jam! and a super-tight du-rag.

Brokey McPoverty

Brokey McPoverty, aka Tracy Clayton, is a writer and humorist from Louisville, KY. She currently writes for BuzzFeed and lives in Brooklyn. Follow her on Twitter.

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  • http://simonesoliver.com Simone

    I love this post. When I saw it on Twitter, I thought, this can’t be what I think it is. It was. HILARIOUS. I’m sure he or his stylist combed the baby hair with an eyebrow brush.

  • cocolamala

    when i read the rss feed, i thought this would be some type of art student’s conceptual upholstery project, (or one of those baby calendars?), but this pic is of a grown-ass man! of course this would be your ig’nant work BMcP. loloolol…