The Last Airbender? Lord Willing.

Over at TAPPED, I touched on the racial controversy surrounding The Last Airbender, which opens today. (Cliff’s Notes version: the series on which its based is set in an Asian world; in the movie, the main good guys are white and the bad guys are brown.) The blog Racebending, which has done a fantastic job covering the whole mess and advocating for better representation of people of color in Hollywood films,  has called for a boycott of the movie. But that probably won’t even be necessary, thanks to an orgy of hilariously vicious reviews.

Here’s the A.V. Club:

Where to start with this one? How about this: If any movie ever warranted a class-action lawsuit against the filmmakers, it’s The Last Airbender. Not because it’s a terrible movie—though it is—but because its release as a 3-D film becomes false advertising a few seconds after a comin’-atcha gush of water appears behind the Paramount logo. From there, it becomes painfully obvious—even more painfully obvious than in Alice In Wonderland—that a few 3-D elements have been added to satisfy the current 3-D craze, and the higher ticket prices they allow. Worse still, the process makes the already-dark imagery darker, and turns the action blurry. Viewers who see it in this form will pay more for an even shittier experience than the one they would have had in 2-D.

And that would have been plenty shitty already.

From the St. Louis Post-Dispatch:

The movie has been criticized for racially inappropriate casting, but that’s the least of its problems. The acting is laughable, the effects are phony, the editing is addled and the dialogue is disastrous.

And here’s Roger Ebert, who is always fun to read when he’s ethering folks:

“The Last Airbender” is an agonizing experience in every category I can think of and others still waiting to be invented.

As of last night, the movie had an abysmal five percent freshness on Rotten Tomatoes. If there’s any justice in the world, this will drive the final nail in the coffin of M. Night Shyamalan‘s career.

But this is  a shame, because the source material, the Nickelodeon series on which the show is based, is one of the best animated series the U.S. has ever produced. I’d go so far at to put it up there with Justice League or any of the later DCAU stuff. (The entire three-season series is available for streaming on Netflix.)

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Gene "G.D." Demby is the founder and editor of PostBourgie. In his day job, he blogs and reports on race and ethnicity for NPR's Code Switch team.
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  • The opening sentence of Ebert’s review was haterific.

    • his haterific reviews are funny as hell. From Transformers 2:

      “Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen” is a horrible experience of unbearable length, briefly punctuated by three or four amusing moments. One of these involves a dog-like robot humping the leg of the heroine. Such are the meager joys. If you want to save yourself the ticket price, go into the kitchen, cue up a male choir singing the music of hell, and get a kid to start banging pots and pans together. Then close your eyes and use your imagination.

      • Darth Paul

        YES- His review SaTC2 was even better…and you can tell he’s holding back.

  • Christian

    Justice League (Unlimited) is perfection and I loved the old X-Men, too.

    Anywho, I really, really wanted to skip, hop, and jump over this movie because of its brutal and white supremacist casting. Yet, I was torn because the series is so well done. Now, however, it looks like I’ll have no problem hurdling over this one. Thanks Megashake!

  • haha, so you want to call attention to racially inappropriate casting while also wanting a prominent asian-american director to have his career destroyed? the hypocrisy!!!

    I kid, I kid

    The question is, had it been good, would you have gone to watch it? I certainly woulda, but then again the only thing approaching a good live-action anime was the Matrix Trilogy, and I had very low hopes for this movie.

    In conclusion, keep your expectations low :).

  • Lemu

    I went to a free screening earlier this week and within the first half an hour I was dozing off. After an hour, I walked out.

    Its only the 2nd movie I’ve ever walked out of.

  • (fyi, your racebending link in the first ‘graph appears to be incorrect.)

    everybody’s saying this is the nail in shyamalan’s coffin. i’ll have to see it to believe it. lady in the water should have been his baptism in enternal hellfire, so i’m a tad incredulous.

    • SoulClap to you David E.

      M. Knight’s 15 minutes were over a while back, yet he keeps getting shots. What does he know that Matty Rich didn’t?

    • quadmoniker

      I got stuck watching Lady in the Water on a plane ride to Mexico, and it was the worst thing I’ve ever experienced. It’s not even one of those movies that’s so bad it’s kinda good. It crushes your soul.

      • Darth Paul

        I can empathize completely.

    • good lookin’ out. fixed the link.

  • it’s so disappointing that such an awesome cartoon show can be so thoroughly ruined by this man. i was so excited that a live action movie was coming out because i so love the show, but even from the trailer i can see it will be utterly disappointing (seriously, why the hell isn’t Zuko scarred???). add the utter fail in casting and it looks like a total crapfest.

    • i think Zuko is scarred, but i can’t really tell. i seem to remember some scarring in the stills.

      • i saw the horrific movie last night. he is scarred, but you can almost barely tell, which is somewhat disappointing because in the series it’s quite obvious he’s scarred. it’s significant to his characterization, but it’s clear from the movie that Shyamalan doesn’t care about important things like characterization. ugh.

  • Elaine

    Yes, I am sad about the review as well, particularly since I was already steeling myself about the whitening of all of the Asian characters for the movie. This is one of the few cartoons that I actually watch with my 7 year old son. Unfortunately, I’ve already promised to take him opening weekend.

    • Same here, my boys have seen each episode 200 times. There is no way I can get out of taking them.

  • Fanon

    Saw it last night. The most unimaginable horribleness. A bunch of grown-ass men of color who went to see it, against our better judgment cause we were such fans of the series, and we left in silence shaking our heads. I like Night, actually enjoyed the Village, but he deserves some time away from film for this ish right here.