I was reminded of the ridiculous extraness of Steve Harvey’s suits today while workin on today’s post at SplackCent, which required me to google the phrase “Steve Harvey suit.” It’s quite a varied collection, with myriad colors and sizes to choose from.
PLAID PRINCE
Available Colors:
•Oh Lawd Lavendar
•Rench-Around Red
•Have Mercy Mauve
Available Sizes:
•I Remember When Ike Hit Tina
•I Remember When Teddy P Hit That Tree
•I Remember When Marion Barry Hit That Pipe
Special Offer: Half off a pair of Gators in Righteous Robin’s Egg Blue.
PEPPERMINT PIMP
Available Colors:
•Little Green Tree Air Freshener
•Crown Royal Bag
•Kool-Aid Red
Available Sizes:
•Teen Night at Syl’s Lounge
•Grown Ass Easter Sunday
•Old Man in the Club
Special Offer: Free matching du-rag.
—-
IN MY SKIN, DRANKIN GIN
Available Colors:
•Redbone
•High Yella
•Burnt Biscuit Bottom Black
Available Sizes:
•Man Man’s GED Graduation
•Big Mama’s Funeral
•Baby’s First Court Appearance
Special Offer: Complimentary pair of church socks to wear with your sandals.
—-
VAMPIRE IN BIRMINGHAM
Available Colors:
•Cameo’s Codpiece Black
•Whisper’s Mustache Black
•Black Black Blackity Black Black
Available Sizes:
•Big Luther
•Little Luther
Special Offer: Free “Float On” cassingle.
—-
CHURCH PICNIC PROPER
Available Colors:
•Sister Odell’s Favorite Sunday Hat (pictured)
•Huggy Bear’s Goldfish
•Collard Green
Available Sizes:
•1st Trip to the Maury Show
•2nd Trip to the Maury Show
•Fuck It, I’ll Just Pay Child Support
Special Offer: Big Mama’s secret Chittlin Loaf recipe.
