We all got ’em. The embarrassing middle school pic in which we rock a terrible hairstyle. The prom photo in which we wore a knock-off the style that was hot at the time. The poster for a Catholic youth organization in which we’re holding a basketball and imploring our fellow teenagers to abstain from having premarital sex that your friends got their hands on and clowned you for weeks about. Oh, wait. What I was I saying?
Yeah, we’re pretty sure this kid is gonna regret this in five years.